As an update to the post from a few minutes ago, here are some other things that are fun about the boys' ages right now...some may be gross and inappropriate but we're dealing with 3 little boys here!
Little boy #3 Age 2:
Yep...he's loads of fun right now!! When this happened I emailed the pictures to Trent.
Actual email text:
"No matter what your day brings, at least you don't have to clean up this mess. Notice the once full trashcan is now empty. The toiletpaper roll is now empty.
I am not a happy camper right now."
He called me and said, "oh honey, I'm so sorry." I could hear something in his voice and he then admitted that it did make him laugh just a little :)
Of course I fussed at Weston and told him that was not good, we don't throw things in the potty and I was not happy with him right now. He pointed at the toilet, started shaking his finger at it saying, very sternly, "no no potty" .
After that incident yesterday, little boy #3 jumped off the top bunk of his brothers bunk beds - of course came to me crying because he hurt his hand while doing this and later fell down 3 steps onto the garage floor while we were rushing out the door to a baseball game. No big deal, just a bloody lip, or gum, or tooth...never did figure out what exactly was bleeding there. Then there was the other roll down the steps yesterday because he was throwing a fit to have his blanket and foo foo. Whew that boy is a mess!
Little boy # 2 age 4:
Loves to sing....loudly. I caught him singing "red solo cup" in the bathroom the other day while pooping. One day in particular, he had been singing "I got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart where, down in my heart". He was singing this all morning. That afternoon, he changed it up a little, "I got the joy joy joy joy down in my pants."
He says he is going to marry a girl at school. He was very excited because the teachers let him scoot his cot right next to hers during nap time. This little girl is scared to have a baby because it will hurt really bad so Wyatt told her, “well, that’s just what girls do. They grow up and have babies like their mommies.”
He then explained that she didn’t need to worry because it won’t hurt that bad, “they’ll just cut it (the baby) out.”
This sparked a conversation at home where I tried to explain having babies to Will and Wyatt. Will says, “no they don’t cut them out Wyatt. The mom’s just poop them out.” I corrected them trying to explain that girls have different parts and that is where the baby comes out. Wyatt says, “Oh, so it comes out the wiener?”
Anyway, after this conversation at home, he goes back to school and somehow gets on the subject AGAIN. The girl says that if he wants to marry her, he’ll have to ask her daddy first. (smart girl!) The little girl at school is still nervous about having a baby and Wyatt pipes up with, “don’t worry, they won’t have to cut it out. The baby will just crawl out.”
Little boy #1 age 7:
A girl at school was arguing with Will over something that I don’t remember (Will talks A LOT and tells me every little detail about school on a daily basis)….the part I do remember is when he said that he told her, “I don’t really mean that, I’m just being difficult and negative.”
There are so many funny things they say or do but before I can write them down, I am busy with something else or some other crisis or toilet issue.
4 comments:
Ha!!! I'm going to be laughing for the rest of the day. "The baby will just crawl out." "I'm just being difficult and negative."
I'm not laughing about the potty mess though, because Ben is at that same stage right now and it is not fun. Except rather than put things into the potty, he just climbs into it himself (all the while saying "no no no" because he knows he's not supposed to).
This was a hoot to read, Jen!!
These little guys never cease to make me smile. I love Will's comment about being "difficult and negative". How can one argue with that? He may have technically lost the argument, but he still won the battle. Oh, and the Mother's Day gifts! How sweet! And they were so excited to give them to you!
One never knows the thought process of little boys. Maybe Weston was thinking he was helping you out by dumping everything into the toilet thinking he could just flush it all down and you wouldn't have to deal with it. Yeah, let's say that's what he was thinking.
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